Um, jail blueprints, I guess?

(There goes my butt again.)

My anal virginity.

(Yes, I still have it, smart guy. Though, whenever I go to the Quarter, outside attempts are made.)

I don't know... something that's not just a goofy tie-in for a subsidiary of the Otsuka Pharmaceutical conglomerate?

Yes and yes. This is not just a romantic fantasy on my part; I've had both.

I used to think love at first sight was a shallow concept, built around the physical only, but I've come to believe that two personalities can click instantly without a word bring said, especially when one or (better) both of you has/have made an art out of knowing ( Read more... )

"Last night, when I was sucking my boyfriend's cock, I thought of you."

I try not to mention things twice on LJ. But that was a really good day.

Howie, the Banker's not gonna crush my spirit! I know I have the million! NO DEAL!

...oh, sorry. Got distracted.

Okay, here we go:

Racist
Ultra right-wing
Stupid
No sense of humor
Loves Sex and the City
Describes herself as a "girly girl"
Favorite hobby: shopping
Must control the itinerary
Already seeing a good friend of mine
Loves "new country"
Doesn't like ( Read more... )

Can you really taste the difference between brands of pet food, or is that bullshit? 

You mean, next?

I have a big wheel that I spin. When I feel like it. And I'm not too proud. Just let me finish this sandwich.

What's the one that shoots fire from its eyes and kills people? Tyra Banks?